Wrong Number
I’ve never had wrong numbers on my mobile phone before, but since Christmas I’ve had three.

The first was someone wanting to know what the Spanish homework was for the next day (pretty late in the evening).

The second was an accountant telling his client that he’d better get things sorted out quickly or they would have big problems.

The last one I had to ask Dom to translate as it was in youngspeak and I didn’t understand one single abbreviation. I wonder what the consequences of the calls not arriving at their destination were?