Dear Mr. Cyclist
You cut a very dashing figure first thing this morning in your professional cyclist gear, is it lycra? Your helmet was the latest aerodynamic style and you were wearing those funny shoes with no heels like on the Tour de France. I can’t comment on the bike because I don’t really know much about the latest styles, but I sure it would have cost a lot of money. Pity you couldn’t afford lights, it was quite dark and misty when I nearly didn’t see you. Oh yes, the community of La Rochelle have recently spent several million euros, just so you could have your own cycle path!!